Things That Sound Wrong But Are Technically Right

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    Parallel - RISE AND SHINE ExRa FAS Gmies
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    Finger - this asshole fish decided to walk out of the water one day and now I have to go to work and pay rent
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    Text - How tf a computer gonna ask me if l'm a robot ,mf you a robot
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    Circle - Vaccine Immune system Hey see that virus over there Vaccine He's trying to kill you Immune ystem Immune system
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/ThiccBoi9001 · 13h Your heartbeat is probably perfectly synchronised with someone else's. Mindblowing 1 421 32 Share BEST COMMENTS Reginald Davidson 13h Especially if you are dead Reply 1 113
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    Human - Everyone who received the first smallpox vaccine in 1798 has died. Makes you think.
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    Text - Beans After Dark @goodbeanalt u telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 70 years, made this salad? 2:59 PM - 7/8/19 Twitter for iPhone 3,370 Retweets 18.9K Likes LIZ @unrealizzztic 17h Replying to @goodbeanalt technically you aren't wrong with that number but i just hate it O 141
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    Lip - Hey Mariah, I got you a christmas present! I don't want a lot for christmas...
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    Product - 3 WKs ago Type C- for fast Charging 58 58 WARY
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    Text - Quite Interesting @qikipedia ... Drops of rain are not 'raindrop- shaped' when they fall, but spherical Vertaal Tweet 23:00 · 18/12/20 · TweetDeck 20 Retweets 4 geciteerde Tweets 276 vind-ik-leuks Emil Aagaard Bovbjerg @Th... . 16 m Als antwoord op @qikipedia As they are, in fact, raindrops, whatever shape they have, is raindrop-shaped. O 17 2
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    Litter - Natu Natural LIGHT This is a Natural Disaster Natural Naty Natural Natur tural HT Natr
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    Ingredient - hello methlaboratories seasons greetings thebootydiaries god damn it
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    Arm - Congratulations he has his fathers eyes O@draw_tism @DrawtismArt
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    Daytime - oh no this will have a negative impact on the real estate market
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    Arm - I'm gonna make you mine Oh my god, Yes. @PunHubOnline Pun huh
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    Microphone - A GOOD PERCENTAGE OF MY FRIENDS ARE NAZIS. THAT PERCENTAGE IS ZERO. MM THAT'S A G0OD PERCENTAGE OF NAZI FRIENDS TO HAVE. JEANS @CHANNELPERRI
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    Red - TORDER YOU TO PAY $10,000! DO YOU UNDERSTAND? IT'S A FINE! NO, IT'SA NOT.
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    Human - Lena Pixner @lena_with a_box Single father tries to end world hunger with his rock collection #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 500/18 40:17
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    Text - tedthestoner Any series/movies related to cooking? (No masterchef ) (No ratatouille) Breaking bad Haha · Reply S00 18 1 day ago replied 1 Reply
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    Text - Marlboro Marlboro @Marlboro every cigarette you smoke takes 7 minutes off your student loan debt
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    Motor vehicle - TOPSHOP Waterloo please The station? Well I'm a bit f late for O4 NKL the battle
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    Text - Dude How do you manage to stay cool all the time? Because I don't get into arguments with stupid people. I just cut it short & say, "You're right" But that's completely irrational & wrong. You're right
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    Room - r/facepalm ... Misc Jesse Why do you have a framed picture of your ceiling fan? December 2 at 6:01 PM Like 3 Jesse December 2 at 6:01 PM Like Jesse I realize that is a mirror. December 2 at 6:01 PM · Like lamebook.com 1.1k 15 1 Share Award BEST COMMENTS V RoiDrannoc • 3h That's a fan art >>
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    Line - #182 Being born increases your risk of death by 100% Sir, this is a Wendy's Wondw' SRGRAFO
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    Head - OVR PRINT Was there anything I ate that wasn't microwaved? The salad. DVR PRNT You fu donut. Of course you don't microwave a salad.
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    Comfort - I would rather sleep on your chest than a hundred pillows
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    Text - r/AskReddit u/metal_gearmen 12h + Join What could disappear today and no one would notice its absence? 73 169 1 Share Award BEST COMMENTS - GingerMcGinginll · 10h The universe. Reply 1 157 ...
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    Font - @vampyrosles isn't suicide technically self defense since you have killed the person who was trying to kill you. 05/01/2017, 21:38 85 RETWEETS 81 LIKES
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    Poster - Took me 10 minutes to find what's wrong with this picture. 5 包1 20 WindsOfChange #SwitchOffMSM .. It's took me 10 seconds to realise he's too fat 4m v to be an astronaut. It took me twenty seconds to realise there is no wind on the moon to rufffle the flag. It took me 30 seconds to realise you can't see the moon from the moon. 1 2 Rovippi @Rovippii · 2m Pretty sure you can see the moon from the moon 1 7
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    Land vehicle - PARKING FOR SHINE GUESTS ONLY VIOLATORS WILL DIE... EVENTUALLY OUTBAO
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    Text - Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective FOR THE LAST TIME, FRANKENSTEIN WAS THE NAME OF THE DOCTOR .a doctor who built a body.

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